"Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. "

[ "Napoleon Dynamite." ]

"Slater makes me feel like I do when I write my new years resolutions. She makes me feel like the guy I want to be. And Britta makes me feel like the guy I am three weeks after new years, when I’m back to hitting my snooze button and screening my mom’s phone calls. Back to who I really am.

So, do you try to evolve? Or do you try to know what you are? "

[ "Community." ]

"There is no one looking out for us. We are all alone. "

[ "Signs" ]

"You're a miracle, Ronnie. We're all miracles. Know why? Because as humans, every day we go about our business, and all that time we know... we all know... that the things we love... the people we love, at any time now can all be taken away. We live knowing that and we keep going anyway."

[ "Little Children" ]

"I was watching a television program before, with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out, and they fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don't vote, do they? "

[ "The West Wing" ]

"If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love. "

[ "Point Break" ]

"It seems to me that the quality of a moment in time is not always a reflection of the moment in and of itself- what happens before and what happens after are often what give it it's savour. "

[ "Lucky Man" // Michael J Fox ]

"Plans are pointless. Staying alive's as good as it gets."

[ "28 Days Later" ]

" l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking. "

[ "Parenthood" ]

"Weeping willow with your tears running down, why do you always weep and frown? Is it because he left you one day? is it because he could not stay? On your branches he would swing, do you long for the happiness that day would bring? He found shelter in your shade. You thought his laughter would never fade. Weeping willow, stop your tears. There is something to calm you fears. You think death has ripped you forever apart. But I know he'll always be in your heart."

[ "My Girl" ]

"Officially, there are no Italian homosexuals. It makes Michelangelo and Leonardo very inconvenient."

[ "The Talented Mr. Ripley" ]

"I killed myself and went to heaven and yeah, it's really good in heaven. But I regret it, 'cause I wanted to live on earth a little longer. You remain dead for all eternity, but you're alive only for a brief moment"

[ "Lilya 4-ever" ]

"If you don't look good, we don't look good."

[ "Studio 54" ]

"I know that I didn't always used to feel this ... sedated. But its never too late to get it back."

[ "American Beauty" ]

"I believe in death, destruction, chaos, filth, and greed."

[ "American History X" ]

"You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl! "

[ "The Sandlot Kids" ]

"It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun."

[ "Pi" ]

"I want to walk into the sea and never come back. I want the tide to take me out of me and give me someone else. Maybe for a half hour or so. That would be good, wouldn't it, Pig? "

[ "Disco Pigs" ]

"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself."

[ "The Departed" ]

"I'm so far up the ass of big business, I view the world as one giant colon."

[ "Boston Legal" ]

"See, you can't rewrite, 'cause to rewrite is to deceive and lie, and you betray your own thoughts. To rethink the flow and the rhythm, the tumbling out of the words, is a betrayal, and it's a sin, Martin, it's a sin. ”

[ "Naked Lunch" ]

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."

[ "Die Hard" ]

“A lot of people would say it's a bad idea, on your first day out of prison, to go right back to stalking the tranny hooker that knocked out five of your teeth. But that's how I roll. ”

[ "Choke" ]

“I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.”

[ "From Dusk Till Dawn" ]

“I have but the simplest taste. I am always satisfied with the best.”

[ Me in the early 90's // Oscar Wilde ]

"Once you've seen a woman's cumface, you've seen her soul.”

[ "Nip/Tuck" ]

"STELLA!"

[ "Seinfeld" ]

"Everyone does everything just to get laid."

[ "The Big Chill" ]

" I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbors dog.”

[ "The Office" ]

"You will come back stronger then ever. Like Lance Armstrong. But with two balls.”

[ "Entourage" ]

"All of our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone that makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope. All the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there's someone perfect who might be searching for us. ”

[ "The Wonder Years" ]

"I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human, than someone who doesn't believe anything.”

[ "This Is Spinal Tap" ]

"I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track. It's sad that I can't run longer. It's one of the saddest things about the presidency."

[ Unknown // George Bush ]

"Things will happen in your life that you can't stop. But that's no reason to shut out the world."

[ "Now and Then" ]

"I wake up happy, feeling good... but then I get very depressed, because I'm living in reality."

[ "Happiness" ]

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

[ Unknown // Woody Allen ]

"So, throughout life, our worst weaknesses and meannesses are usually committed for the sake of the people whom we most despise."

[ Terry Richardson // Charles Dickens ]

"The fact is that more people have been slaughtered
in the name of religion than for any other single reason.
That, that my friends, is true perversion."

[ Unknown // Harvey Milk ]

"A perfect ending to a perfect day
A perfect ending, what can I say
To you, lonely sunday friend?
With you, Sunday never ends."

[ Teen Vogue // Sonic Youth ]

"I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it."

[ "Ferris Bueller" ]

...we made love on the living room floor
with the noise in the background from a televised war
and in the deafening pleasure I thought I heard someone say
"If we walk away,they’ll walk away"...

[ Unknown // Conor Oberst ]

"Life is beautiful. Really, it is.
Full of beauty and illusions. Life is
great. Without it, you'd be dead."

[ "Gummo" ]

"The one thing that
doesn't abide by majority rule
is a person's conscience."

[ Unknown // Atticus Finch ]

"I no longer know who I am
and I feel like the ghost of
a total stranger."

[ "The Rules Of Attraction" ]

"I waited for you winterlong
You seemed to be where I belong
It's all illusion anyway."

[ unknown // Pixies ]