"See, you can't rewrite, 'cause to rewrite is to deceive and lie, and you betray your own thoughts. To rethink the flow and the rhythm, the tumbling out of the words, is a betrayal, and it's a sin, Martin, it's a sin. ”
[ "Naked Lunch" ]
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."
[ "Die Hard" ]
“A lot of people would say it's a bad idea, on your first day out of prison, to go right back to stalking the tranny hooker that knocked out five of your teeth. But that's how I roll. ”
[ "Choke" ]
“I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.”
[ "From Dusk Till Dawn" ]
“I have but the simplest taste. I am always satisfied with the best.”
[ Me in the early 90's // Oscar Wilde ]
"Once you've seen a woman's cumface, you've seen her soul.”
[ "Nip/Tuck" ]
"STELLA!"
[ "Seinfeld" ]
"Everyone does everything just to get laid."
[ "The Big Chill" ]
" I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbors dog.”
[ "The Office" ]
"You will come back stronger then ever. Like Lance Armstrong. But with two balls.”
